LSU remembers. Saturday the legend continues

Gators get ready for some Mountain Damn Values. Uphill both ways. Think that I suck? It was nothing more than complex ruse, just fucking around to fool Charley Strong. Speaking of strong, I am sure as hell Cock Strong, I hope Ronnie the Rifleman is playing some defense on Saturday. It's gonna be rocking in Bulls Gap on Saturday

Could this have been any lamer? I would have been hugely disappointed if Tebow and this old coot didn't play doctor together. The lisping between the two of them made it unwatchable. The Lloyd Carr golf discussion? I hit the mute button. Just horrible.

Here is your Heisman Trophy winner right here. Listen has he discusses how to dissect the formidable Villanova team. Country Roads, Motherfuckers

Lou Holtz fellates Notre Dame and South Carolina. Proving that ESPN is becoming more and more like Live Wrestling.

As for the brainwashing exercises, the Pacific Institute was paid $39,000 to conduct the development classes. Here is one affirmation given to players regarding classwork: "I attend all classes with an open mind and with a positive attitude to learn. I'm excited to learn something new every day! My education is important to me. I'm committed to seizing the opportunities that have been given to me. I maintain a 3.5 GPA. I take the time to study, realizing that it is the reiteration that helps me to assimila

Here is the ESPN hypefest of UGA and the pre-season rankings. Saint Mark Richt, to me, seems to be giving himself and his team a pat on the back for being nothing more than media darlings at this point in the season. UGA is a good football team, but there's no way in the bluest hell they'll still be there at #1 at the end of the season with the schedule they're playing. In all likelihood we'll end up with tOSU Cupcakes there again, probably against USC or Oklahoma. tOSU is going to lose to Southern Cal (

She may love the whole western thing, I love her big old fake titties. They didn't even seem to move while she rode the mechanical bull. Aight?